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Trading Questions

You brought more than one cock with you today, Hen.
— Catherine

 

She Only Drank Pinot… A Noir

[...] love is a strange thing. We think it’s important to us, good for us. But really it just hurts us inside. Like gone-off yogurt.
— Dick

 

Deep Freeze 2

Strike a light[...] Chaps-bloody-McChinsky! I scarcely trust my eyes, what brings the owner of a delicatessen to Swanage?
— Dervish